The Striptease Trail 2.0.

So nice we walked it twice!

Hello there, my lovely readers!

I’m back with another update on the infamous striptease trail in the Tsitsikama. You may remember my last post where I shared my, ahem, revealing experience on the trail. The Strip Tease River Trail. Since it is still to date my best-read post, I went on the same hike again. This time I decided to bring my family along for the adventure.

My mom, dad, and siblings all came with me, but unfortunately, my mom, dad, middle sister and brother had to sit this one out due to injuries. My sister was pregnant at the time, my brother had a bum ankle, and my parents stayed behind for the picnic vibes at the second rock pool.

As for the rest of us, we set out to conquer the trail once again. However, this time we decided to keep our clothes on. I know, I know, it’s not as exciting, but we didn’t want to traumatize any innocent hikers who might have been passing by – or each other.

My baby sister and brother-in-law were eager to run the trail, but my fitness levels were not up to par, so we settled for a leisurely hike. And let me tell you, it was a completely different experience with clothes on. I could actually focus on the beauty of the surroundings without worrying about losing my balance and flashing the whole forest.

In conclusion, while I may not have been able to provide any more strip teases on the trail, I did manage to bond with my family and create some unforgettable memories. And who knows, maybe one day soon I’ll strip down all over again. Until then, I’ll keep my clothes on and enjoy the trail for what it is – a beautiful and exhilarating adventure in nature.

Thanks for tuning in, folks. Stay tuned for my next adventure, wherever that may take me (hopefully somewhere with fewer clothing restrictions).

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